'Tis the season to bust out the fucking SAD light. Jesus... 😴😴😴 [*snorts coffee grounds*]
I mean, chances are good I would have been in tears most of today anyway, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Did you ever have a sip of coffee so good it nearly brought you to tears? HOly shit, boys.
omg... the SJWs just came to my house. they told me that i couldn't say cracker anymore because reverse racism just got ratified in congress...
I'm like one of those blind pre cogs from minority report because I can accurately predict what trends will occur on mastodon but instead of doing anything to change it I just post about solid snake's armpits
You ever see fanart or something and you just know the artist got their start as a Homestuck
there are only two acceptable ways to eat chili:
1. in a sourdough bread bowl
2. over cinnamon rolls
I don't give a fuck, ill fave anything, I just faved five toots typing this and I didn't even read them 😎
lol I asked lowtax to join mastodon
landlords?? what the fuck?? it would be neat if u
is there a way i can invest some money into hurricanes
Thinking about dropping out of gamer college.. I just can't remember all these slurs...
pewdiepie earnings to fall after he was observed "not being racist enough" this summer
wu tang bran. a healthy breakfast for all of us
the yeet girl gave us so much and asked for nothing