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supermezzo @supermezzo@yellowmustard.club

'Tis the season to bust out the fucking SAD light. Jesus... ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด [*snorts coffee grounds*]

I mean, chances are good I would have been in tears most of today anyway, so ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

Did you ever have a sip of coffee so good it nearly brought you to tears? HOly shit, boys.

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omg... the SJWs just came to my house. they told me that i couldn't say cracker anymore because reverse racism just got ratified in congress...

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I'm like one of those blind pre cogs from minority report because I can accurately predict what trends will occur on mastodon but instead of doing anything to change it I just post about solid snake's armpits

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You ever see fanart or something and you just know the artist got their start as a Homestuck

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there are only two acceptable ways to eat chili:

1. in a sourdough bread bowl
2. over cinnamon rolls

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I don't give a fuck, ill fave anything, I just faved five toots typing this and I didn't even read them ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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reading textbook and....
look at the size of this lad

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landlords?? what the fuck?? it would be neat if u

went away

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is there a way i can invest some money into hurricanes

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Thinking about dropping out of gamer college.. I just can't remember all these slurs...

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pewdiepie earnings to fall after he was observed "not being racist enough" this summer

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wu tang bran. a healthy breakfast for all of us

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the yeet girl gave us so much and asked for nothing

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